Thanks to advances in artificial intelligence, a scandal like Anthony Weiner's doesn't even necessarily need two humans anymore.Online chat bots already send come-hither messages to users of social media or dating websites.
But if you don't paste this, you will get bad luck. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible.
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But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS.
at least im going to semi-regularly post gonna upload everything i havent posted to here during the course of the next few days (but I dont have my regular computer cause it went kaput so i wont be able to upload everything :c)so here's whats been going on with me:ive been a regular tumblr person for the past few years, so if you want to contact me either message me there (baeden-smith) or ask me for my skype name or s/ti realized im a flaming homo at some point last year and ive been in a relationship with this girl from my city whos like 5 years older than me it's great or should i say gr9 for like 7-8 months yeaaai started being obsessed with like a shitton of shows i.e. )[x] gotten into a fight wished someone to die[x] seen someone die.
*gets friendzoned, has sex, rickrolls, leaves for five years, has party, barrel rolls, gets dumped, gets barrel rolled, becomes a tiger, learns russian and english (as a tiger), skillfully avoids a stalker* i think this one conversation is more epic than my entire life, this should be in a movie I said to cleverbot " hi " CB said " * fights in a War agents tounges * like that babe ? " CB " * thrusts harder * " and I was like " I thinks you need to go see a phycoslagost " CB said " I'm gonna cum " I said " please go to therapy " alright alright alright (really important news)ok so part of my old gang is still on here so i decided to come back. - Food: pie i'm really sorry but i liked pie before spn- Game: i'm a horrible person smoked[x] consumed alcohol  slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex [x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex[x] kissed someone of the same sex [x] kissed someone of the opposite sex[x] had someone in your room other than family[x]watched porn bought porn tried drugs TOTAL: 6 taken painkillers taken someone else's prescription medicine[x] lied to your parents[x] lied to a friend snuck out of the house[x] done something illegal [x] felt hurt[x] hurt someone (physically?