"No Sex (in the Champagne Room)" is a comedic spoken word track released by Chris Rock on his 1999 album, Bigger & Blacker, with a background chorus sung by Gerald Levert.Intended as a parody of Baz Luhrmann's "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)", Rock gives one-line tidbits of advice purportedly aimed at "the GED class of 1999".They know you ain't got one If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12 If she tells you she's 26, and looks 26, she's damn near 40 Take off that silly-ass hat The O. Cornbread, ain't nuttin' wrong with that No matter what you think of what I'm sayin' Remember this one thing There is no sex In the champagne room No sex in the champagne room No sex in the champagne room No sex in the champagne room No sex in the champagne room No sex in the champagne room No sex in the champagne room Absolutely, positively, no sex in the champagne room If a homeless person, has a funny sign He hasn't been homeless that long A real homeless person Is too hungry, to be funny If a girl has a pierced tongue She'll probably suck your dick If a guy has a pierced tongue He'll probably suck your dick Here's a horoscope for everyone Aquarius, you're gonna die Capricorn, you're gonna die Gemini, you're gonna die twice Leo, you're gonna die Scorpio, you're gonna die fucking Ohh yeah No one goes to hooters for wings No no no If you've been dating a man for four months And you haven't met any of his friends You are not his girlfriend Some of the things I've said may not apply to you Some of the things I've said may offend you But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing No matter what a stripper says There's no sex in the champagne room None No sex in the champagne room Said no sex in the champagne room No sex in the champagne room No no sex in the champagne room No sex in the champagne room Can't get none Can't have none In the champagne room Said there's absolutely, positively No sex in the champagne room Said no, no Said no Said Chris said.This page is dedicated to providing you with useful information on sex and porn addiction.
I suppose it shouldn’t come as a surprise that taking up this precept strikes people as aberrant. That the statement is extremely personal goes without saying. I’m not sure why writing that feels so exhibitionistic, so confessional.Then the magic little pills start sapping your sex drive. OCs contain estrogen, which increases the production of a protein called sex-hormone binding globulin (SHBG), says Michael Krychman, MD, medical director of sexual medicine at Hoag Hospital in Newport Beach, California.We learned about Sala Spa Massage from our friends who came to Phuket last year.